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Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

No one will ever love you as much as you want them to. — Steffan Piper

If I get in a relationship, it's always for the long-term; if not, I don't see the point. — Paloma Faith

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness — George Bernard Shaw

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Each man begins with his own world to conquer, and his education is the measure of his conquest. — Charles Evans Hughes

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Unless there is within us that which is above us, we shall soon yield to that which is about us. — P.T. Forsyth

There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen. — Charles Dickens

Sometimes it was funny - the passion he put into each new phase. — Jonathan Kellerman

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

A lot of players might be tired, but I feel nice and sharp. — Robbie Keane

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

But make no mistake: the weeds will win: nature bats last. — Robert Pyle

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. — Kaylea Cross

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

I am never not thinking about stories. 'The Bone Season' is 90% of my brain - 10% is interacting with the rest of the world. — Samantha Shannon

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov

The true test of a soldier's mettle is to see whether or not they will cling to what they believe in, even in the face of impending death. — Matthew S. Williams

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. — Jerry Seinfeld

When you see the storm coming, if you seek safety in that firm refuge which is Mary, there will be no danger of your wavering or going down. — Josemaria Escriva

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar