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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

That's the thing about parenting: anxious if you do, anxious if you don't. — Glennon Doyle Melton

While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.

Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts

The first duty of government is to see that people have food, fuel, and clothes. The second, that they have means of moral and intellectual education. — John Ruskin

Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch — Bruce Coville

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. — Harold Coffin

All creatures are flawed, but out of the flaw may come the universe. — Marguerite Young

Home is where somebody notices when you are no longer there. — Aleksandar Hemon

Animals are born who they are, accept it, and that is that. They live with greater peace than people do. — Gregory Maguire

I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. — Chuck Eddy

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley

Drew, your enemies can mess your life up,' he said. 'Or they can make it easy for you to do it to yourself.'
- Fletch — Walter Dean Myers

For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace ... 1 CORINTHIANS 14:33 KJV — Joyce Meyer

Half the business is done, when one has gained the heart and the affections of those with whom one is to transact it. — Lord Chesterfield

The Palestinian election is something that was really a turning point. It's a mandate for peace. — Warren Christopher

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. — Joe Rogan