Funny Pain Quotes
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Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you; they make you perfect. It's not real life.
— Lady Gaga
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He looked at the dirty hands and elongated face and it occurred to him that this was probably the closest he would ever come to meeting a ghost.
— Arnaldur Indridason
I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do.
— Darynda Jones
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
My job is my own only land.
— Maxine Hong Kingston
Just because a poet said something didn't mean it was true, only that it sounded good.
— Janet Fitch
Funny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive.
— Adi Alsaid
My hand, I said her name.
— Jami Attenberg
I think the Peace Corps is a fine thing, don't you?" he said."Well," I replied, "it's certainly better than War Corps. — Erich Segal
Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade
One identity is as a television writer, which is very classically Southern California, but another of my personae is as a New Yorker cartoonist.
— Bruce Eric Kaplan
How's your head?" the larger man asked."Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens
the worst subsistence humanism promotes lies in refugee of denigration on mere inventions for their own brothers
— Abdul Rehman
Funny thing about straddling fences, though: eventually you end up with a pain in the butt and not much ground covered in any direction.
— Logan Wolfram
Funny how quickly the mind moves, but how slowly time does when you're in pain.
— Josephine Angelini
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
— Praveen Kumar
I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.
— Hannah Harrington
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
— Phyllis Diller
The trick to hiding something, she'd told him once, is to put it right out in plain sight.
— Elizabeth Brundage
Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters.
— John C. Wright
While men believe themselves to be seeking truth for its own sake, they are in fact seeking life in truth.
— Miguel De Unamuno
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
— Jason Alexander
Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.
— Michael LaRocca
I laugh because your pain is amusing.
— Lauren Dane
With what dope I got I think it fills me in pretty well.
— Dashiell Hammett
But I will have it. I will love - it is my birthright. I will love the man I marry - that is all I care about.
— D.H. Lawrence
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman