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Christians are the salt of the earth ... Nothing grows where they've been. — Donald Hays

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you; they make you perfect. It's not real life. — Lady Gaga

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I must be alive," Gawain said hoarsely. "Dead doesn't hurt this much. — Gerald Morris

He looked at the dirty hands and elongated face and it occurred to him that this was probably the closest he would ever come to meeting a ghost. — Arnaldur Indridason

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do. — Darynda Jones

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

My job is my own only land. — Maxine Hong Kingston

Just because a poet said something didn't mean it was true, only that it sounded good. — Janet Fitch

Funny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive. — Adi Alsaid

My hand, I said her name. — Jami Attenberg

I think the Peace Corps is a fine thing, don't you?" he said.
"Well," I replied, "it's certainly better than War Corps. — Erich Segal

The successful editor is one who is constantly finding newwriters, nurturing their talents, and publishing them with critical and financial success. — A. Scott Berg

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

One identity is as a television writer, which is very classically Southern California, but another of my personae is as a New Yorker cartoonist. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

How's your head?" the larger man asked.
"Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens

You can't stop the gears of capitalism. But you can always be a pain in the ass. — Jarett Kobek

the worst subsistence humanism promotes lies in refugee of denigration on mere inventions for their own brothers — Abdul Rehman

Funny thing about straddling fences, though: eventually you end up with a pain in the butt and not much ground covered in any direction. — Logan Wolfram

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry ... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was. — Seth Rogen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. — Rick Baker

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once, Jason said. — Brandon Mull

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. — Ian Watson

Funny how quickly the mind moves, but how slowly time does when you're in pain. — Josephine Angelini

The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat. — Bauvard

Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same — Praveen Kumar

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life. — Phyllis Diller

The trick to hiding something, she'd told him once, is to put it right out in plain sight. — Elizabeth Brundage

Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters. — John C. Wright

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

While men believe themselves to be seeking truth for its own sake, they are in fact seeking life in truth. — Miguel De Unamuno

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. — Jason Alexander

Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain. — Michael LaRocca

I laugh because your pain is amusing. — Lauren Dane

With what dope I got I think it fills me in pretty well. — Dashiell Hammett

But I will have it. I will love - it is my birthright. I will love the man I marry - that is all I care about. — D.H. Lawrence

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain . — Patricia Harman