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Funny Paddle Quotes By Frank Carson: I said to the waitress, "There's a fly

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

Funny Paddle Quotes By Ivan Klima: If you tell anything to a woman ...

If you tell anything to a woman ... it's like putting it in the papers. — Ivan Klima

Funny Paddle Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: Having adventures comes natural to some people", said

Having adventures comes natural to some people", said Anne serenely. "You just have a gift for them or you haven't. — L.M. Montgomery

Funny Paddle Quotes By Paul Park: We all have strategies to distract ourselves from

We all have strategies to distract ourselves from what we cannot bear. Memory, for example, serves such a function. — Paul Park

Funny Paddle Quotes By Bjorn Ulvaeus: I promise you, ABBA will never reform -

I promise you, ABBA will never reform - I couldn't bear the stress of disappointing everyone. — Bjorn Ulvaeus

Funny Paddle Quotes By Jim McMahon: I think you're put here on earth to

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that. — Jim McMahon

Funny Paddle Quotes By Pink: I live in America. I love being an

I live in America. I love being an American. — Pink

Funny Paddle Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Funny Paddle Quotes By Jenny Agutter: So I'm not really quite sure what Landis'

So I'm not really quite sure what Landis' plans were to make another one. The American Werewolf in Paris was a completely separate story. — Jenny Agutter

Funny Paddle Quotes By Starla Kaye: We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet

We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread ... — Starla Kaye

Funny Paddle Quotes By Art Wolfe: When you spend your life in a creative

When you spend your life in a creative mode all the time mindless leaf blowing can be a welcome break. — Art Wolfe

Funny Paddle Quotes By Joan Robinson: Owning capital is not a productive activity.

Owning capital is not a productive activity. — Joan Robinson

Funny Paddle Quotes By Charles Spurgeon: Nothing puts life into men like a dying

Nothing puts life into men like a dying Savior. — Charles Spurgeon

Funny Paddle Quotes By Angel M.B. Chadwick: I allow my characters to have their say,

I allow my characters to have their say, then I cry, because they say what I've been wanting to say all along. — Angel M.B. Chadwick