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...Neferet fell smack on her butt.
— P.C. Cast
I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.
— P. J. O'Rourke
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child.
— John P. Sousa
P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15) — Sally Harris
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.
— Kasey Collin P. Dumdum
Don't confuse efforts with results....
— C.P. Sennett
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp." "Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny. — Ripley Patton
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
— P.G. Wodehouse
The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.
— P.T. Macias
Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.
— A.P.
She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
— Hilary Swank
If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
— P. J. O'Rourke
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.
— Brandon Sanderson
It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
— Franklin P. Jones
HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSERP.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen
He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
— P. J. O'Rourke
If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great.
— Nick Harkaway
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
