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I felt so alone in this world, and so loved at the same time. The — Maria Semple

We're instant ambassadors. Just add robot body and voila! If they'd told us anything real, they might have had to kill us. — Brenda Cooper

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

George Bush doesn't represent any civilization! — George Galloway

He wished he were home in Charleston, listening to the Dave Brubeck Quartet on the stereo and reading Bruce Catton. — Dan Simmons

There is so much love in your heart that you could heal the planet. — Louise Hay

Today is my precious time on earth. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

It's like I know what I gotta say, I just don't know how to say it to you. — Drake

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough. — Adam Hills

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Only the unity of all can bring the well-being of all. — Robert Muller

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

When you stand and share your story in an empowering way, your story will heal you and your story will heal somebody else. — Iyanla Vanzant

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

God has been described by all the scriptures of the world as protector and saviour of the sinner. — Mahatma Gandhi

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

I tell you, families are definitely the training ground for forgiveness. — Anne Lamott

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

When I see your light pieces with my dark pieces, I begin to understand why they say opposites attract. — Amanda Lovelace

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf