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Funny Over 50 Quotes By Mira: life is a knife and it stabs life is a knife and it stabs Mira
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Henny Youngman: Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!" — Henny Youngman
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Bill Bailey: The BBC did a survey of the top The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Jim Norton: You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Frank Carson: My Irish mate told me, if you file My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p. — Frank Carson
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Ron Pickering: The Games have been decimated. If you take The Games have been decimated. If you take away the Eastern Bloc, you take away 50% of the medals — Ron Pickering
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Sophia Loren: Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: But why do his ears stick out so But why do his ears stick out so oddly? Did he have his hair cut? — Leo Tolstoy
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Walt Whitman: O to be self-balanced for contingencies, to confront O to be self-balanced for contingencies, to confront night, storms, hunger, ridicule, accidents, rebuffs, as the trees and animals do. — Walt Whitman
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Chris Rock: Do you know what the good side of Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had the cab driver drive me here I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Frankie Boyle: They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. — Frankie Boyle
Funny Over 50 Quotes By Kevin Spacey: Mediocrity is the elephant in the room. Mediocrity is the elephant in the room. — Kevin Spacey
Funny Over 50 Quotes By James A. Michener: voluntary part of their voluntary part of their — James A. Michener
Funny Over 50 Quotes By James S.A. Corey: Hopefully a preacher didn't need anyone murdered. Hopefully a preacher didn't need anyone murdered. — James S.A. Corey