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Don't be daft, I love you."
He grins, "You've never said. — Rae Carson

What is crucial is there be laws. — Andre Weil

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

If we introduce iron complexly into ooporphyrin, we obtain haemin. — Hans Fischer

You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN. — Mark Cuban

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. — George Burns

There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Under Saddam Hussein, the nation of Iraq possessed and used chemical weapons against both their own Kurdish population and Iranian military forces. — Charles B. Rangel

For me personally, I need to anticipate pressure and tuck the ball away. — Mark Brunell

A deep meaning often lies in old customs. — Friedrich Schiller

San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it. — Dave Matthews

What a thrill it is to have my writing recognized by an institution as admirable and vital as the National Endowment for the Arts. — Dean Bakopoulos

If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food — Maggie Stiefvater

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

in 1762, Rousseau argued that puberty had such fundamental emotional and mental effects that it represented "a second birth. — Jon Savage

Story is metaphor for life and life is lived in time. — Robert McKee

I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy. — Wendi Deng Murdoch

If my mom sees you here, she'll ---"
"Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell

I've asked Jobs why he didn't get an operation then and he said, 'I didn't want my body to be opened. I didn't want to be violated in that way.' — Walter Isaacson

If you are into synthesis it's a must have app. I've been jamming all night! — Jordan Rudess

Man is the only one in whom the instinct of life falters long enough to enable it to ask the question Why? — Joseph Wood Krutch

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go. — Alexander Woollcott

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people. — Garrison Keillor

My town's quite small and you kinda recognize everyone when you see them, so I definitely get funny looks from people. — Birdy

reproaches himself for recoiling from the stench of the poor and the sick, — Barbara W. Tuchman

He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. — Jamie Farrell

Just as we're all students throughout life, we're all teachers. — Wayne W. Dyer

Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,
Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom,
It helps not, it prevails not. — William Shakespeare

The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in. — Neal Shusterman

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town. — Mila Kunis

Heaven's Bakery help them all. — Jamie Farrell

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again. — Steve Martin

Pleased to meet you, Grandma,' I said. — Jeannette Walls