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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Is my kissing that bad? — Kiera Cass

I don't know anything about music. — Captain Beefheart

Waiting. Like it or not, it's a skill all spies have to master eventually. — Ally Carter

Modesty is to merit, what shade is to figures in a picture; it gives it strength and makes it stand out. — Jean De La Bruyere

I think the type of actor I am, I tend to play strong leading female characters. The shows I've been on happen to be science fiction genre. — Alaina Huffman

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

I made a noise of disgust, and I think I would have stormed out if I knew how to open the door. — Ash Gray

Today everything exists to end in a photograph. — Susan Sontag

As long as I could keep improving my mind, I figured, I was doing okay. — Saul Bellow

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

When you finally give up striving, you will be left with what you have been striving for. — Alan Cohen

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

All my friends and peers keep asking me when I'm going to rest - I just tell them it's another dirty four-letter word! — Dionne Warwick

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn