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Funny Open The Door Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Thought she said to leave the door open.""It

Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Kiera Cass: Is my kissing that bad?

Is my kissing that bad? — Kiera Cass

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Captain Beefheart: I don't know anything about music.

I don't know anything about music. — Captain Beefheart

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Ally Carter: Waiting. Like it or not, it's a skill

Waiting. Like it or not, it's a skill all spies have to master eventually. — Ally Carter

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Jean De La Bruyere: Modesty is to merit, what shade is to

Modesty is to merit, what shade is to figures in a picture; it gives it strength and makes it stand out. — Jean De La Bruyere

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Alaina Huffman: I think the type of actor I am,

I think the type of actor I am, I tend to play strong leading female characters. The shows I've been on happen to be science fiction genre. — Alaina Huffman

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Steven Wright: I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Wes Locher: Our family was nearly torn apart on several

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Ash Gray: I made a noise of disgust, and I

I made a noise of disgust, and I think I would have stormed out if I knew how to open the door. — Ash Gray

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Susan Sontag: Today everything exists to end in a photograph.

Today everything exists to end in a photograph. — Susan Sontag

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Saul Bellow: As long as I could keep improving my

As long as I could keep improving my mind, I figured, I was doing okay. — Saul Bellow

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Toni Andrews: He had waited until I had my door

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Alan Cohen: When you finally give up striving, you will

When you finally give up striving, you will be left with what you have been striving for. — Alan Cohen

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Steven Wright: Why is it, when a door is open

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Jake Wizner: There once was a man who was sore'Cuz

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Don Roff: Love it when a compelling new character kicks

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Dionne Warwick: All my friends and peers keep asking me

All my friends and peers keep asking me when I'm going to rest - I just tell them it's another dirty four-letter word! — Dionne Warwick

Funny Open The Door Quotes By Simon Dunn: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn