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The dead can survive as part of the lives of those that still live. — Kenzaburo Oe

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. — Jim Davis

That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can. — Emma Stone

Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream. — Abraham Lincoln

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I do not believe that loyalty should demand defending behavior that I find abhorrent. — George Stephanopoulos

Remind your bones that that dance inside something worthy — Q. Gibson

Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do. — Peter Matthiessen