Funny Old Time Quotes
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Funny Old Time Quotes & Sayings
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I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
— Jim Davis
That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can.
— Emma Stone
Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream.
— Abraham Lincoln
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I do not believe that loyalty should demand defending behavior that I find abhorrent.
— George Stephanopoulos