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Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Judy Sheindlin: "Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever." — Judy Sheindlin

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Allen Ginsberg: Our heads are round so thought can change

Our heads are round so thought can change direction — Allen Ginsberg

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Nhat Hanh: To abandon the present in order to look

To abandon the present in order to look for things in the future is to throw away the substance and hold onto the shadow. — Nhat Hanh

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Russell Lynes: If you can't ignore an insult, top it;

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. — Russell Lynes

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Willard Wigan: I always say that failure was my friend.

I always say that failure was my friend. I learned nothing at school, so I just lived in my own world. — Willard Wigan

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Sherwood Smith: One doesn't lose a self, like a pair

One doesn't lose a self, like a pair of gloves or a pine. We learn and change, or we harden into stone. — Sherwood Smith

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Joe Nichols: It's important that adults get along with each

It's important that adults get along with each other for the child's sake, and that is our situation. — Joe Nichols

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Horace: Pleasure bought with pain does harm.

Pleasure bought with pain does harm. — Horace

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Vera Brosgol: Why can't I just Google it like everything

Why can't I just Google it like everything else?! I hate you public library system! — Vera Brosgol

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Dane Cook: When people refer to 'Back in the Day,'

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. — Dane Cook

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By George Burns: I was brought up to respect my elders,

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Kiersten White: I cannot afford to lose you, too""You cannot

I cannot afford to lose you, too"
"You cannot lose something you do not own. Take me with you — Kiersten White

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Evel Knievel: God made us. He's in charge of everything,

God made us. He's in charge of everything, right? If He didn't like us, why didn't he change us? — Evel Knievel

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Phil Everly: I grew up as a Roy Rogers fan,

I grew up as a Roy Rogers fan, of course. — Phil Everly

Funny Oktoberfest Quotes By Pope Boniface VIII: There is no more harm in adultery than

There is no more harm in adultery than in rubbing one's hands together. — Pope Boniface VIII