Funny Offended Quotes
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Funny Offended Quotes & Sayings
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Mabel, I manscape," he says in a very offended voice.
— Lily Morton
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
— Sarah Silverman
Mother, you have my father much offended.
— William Shakespeare
YOU are the creator of your experience, therefore: all problems must be met within YOU.
— Vivian Amis
Keep your enemies in front of you.
— Chris Matthews
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
He self-knowledge that I am talking about is concrete, verifiable and is tangible like science itself and completely understandable in rational terms.
— Nirmala Srivastava
I always have kind of a few books going at the same time.
— Regina Spektor
Narcissism and self-deception are survival mechanisms without which many of us might just jump off a bridge.
— Todd Solondz
Judging your early artistic efforts is artist abuse.
— Julia Cameron
Thank you," he whispered against my hair."How did that taste in your mouth?"
He laughed. "Awful. — Kasie West
