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Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore
Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. — Woody Allen
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. - Mrs. Miracle — Debbie Macomber
Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. — Bauvard
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour. — Steven Wright
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright
I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser — Diana Gabaldon
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. — Stephen King
Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die.
Kate to Will — Elizabeth Scott
Never follow the crowd ...
Until and unless you're crossing the road ... — Sanhita Baruah

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