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Funny Off Guard Quotes By Michael O'Leary: I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who

I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares? — Michael O'Leary

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Kyrsten Sinema: My parents are very conservative. They taught me

My parents are very conservative. They taught me the value of hard work - don't depend on other people, do it yourself. — Kyrsten Sinema

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Kay Redfield Jamison: Like my father, I looked up rather more

Like my father, I looked up rather more than I looked out. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Zora Neale Hurston: It was not death she feared. It was

It was not death she feared. It was misunderstanding. — Zora Neale Hurston

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Victor Hugo: It is the peculiarity of grief to bring

It is the peculiarity of grief to bring out the childish side of man. — Victor Hugo

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Karl Kraus: One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if

One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well. — Karl Kraus

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Matt Wagner: I have no clan, nor any rank. I

I have no clan, nor any rank. I am unique. — Matt Wagner

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Tina Brown: Give Obama a script he has made his

Give Obama a script he has made his own, and he is the motivational speaker to end all speakers. Tony Robbins cloned with Honest Abe. — Tina Brown

Funny Off Guard Quotes By David Wong: Damn it! I knew she was a monster!

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Taylor Grace: Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Richard Dawkins: We have seen that living things are too

We have seen that living things are too improbable and too beautifully 'designed' to have come into existence by chance. — Richard Dawkins

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Charles Stross: They're nuts. Completely insane! I don't get this

They're nuts. Completely insane! I don't get this gambling thing. Didn't these people study statistics at university? Evidently not — Charles Stross

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Homer: Far from me be the gift of Bacchuspernicious,

Far from me be the gift of Bacchus
pernicious, inflaming wine, that weakens both body and mind. — Homer

Funny Off Guard Quotes By David Lubar: Books are growing more honest at a younger

Books are growing more honest at a younger age, and the world is becoming less warm and fuzzy. Or at least the monsters are out in the open. — David Lubar

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Osunsakin Adewale: To be great in life, you must be

To be great in life, you must be determined. You can only discover yourself when you are self motivated . — Osunsakin Adewale

Funny Off Guard Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Funny Off Guard Quotes By William Lloyd Garrison: We are the friends of reform; but that

We are the friends of reform; but that is not reform, which, in curing one evil, threatens to inflict a thousand others. — William Lloyd Garrison

Funny Off Guard Quotes By James Rollins: But no death rode this breeze.

But no death rode this breeze. — James Rollins