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No other foreskin could have caused such trouble. — Peter Manseau

I'm going to go out there and be who I am, and if you don't like it, then watch somebody else. — Dustin Pedroia

I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect. — Marian Seldes

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm upgrading her future potential to trophy wife and/or anchorwoman on the local news. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. — Calvin Trillin

Don't mourn me. Be joyful. — Tomson Highway

Do not seek perfection. None exists. All we can do is strive. — Terry Pratchett

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. — Eric San

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Art is a witness to both our fallen world and hope for its redemption. — Daniel A. Siedell

Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that, don't you?
Felicia - I'll take that as a compliment.
Agatha - It wasn't meant as such ... — Jen Turano

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

Too many times we stand aside, and let the waters slip away. Til what we put off til tomorrow has now become today. — Garth Brooks

If we connect with nature, we can reconstruct our soul, spirit and strength. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Neither saints nor angels have ever increased my faith in this enigma Life; but what are called 'common men and women' have increased it. — Phyllis Bottome

A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. — Confucius

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. — David Hasselhoff

I always have bananas with me for energy. — Samantha Bond

His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like he went to Michael's, got a jar of it, and then poured it in his irises. "Ohhh, — Max Monroe

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The more oppressed a group perceives itself to be, the more it will want to calculate when liberation will dawn. — N. T. Wright

In love longing I listen to the monk's bell. I will never forget you even for an interval short as those between the bell notes. — Izumi Shikibu

Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri

I don't like to be in front of the camera - my place is behind the camera. — Vilmos Zsigmond

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw