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Funny Odd Quotes By Peter Manseau: No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.

No other foreskin could have caused such trouble. — Peter Manseau

Funny Odd Quotes By Dustin Pedroia: I'm going to go out there and be

I'm going to go out there and be who I am, and if you don't like it, then watch somebody else. — Dustin Pedroia

Funny Odd Quotes By Marian Seldes: I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm

I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect. — Marian Seldes

Funny Odd Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny how people that don't believe in nothin'

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

Funny Odd Quotes By Uma Thurman: I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

Funny Odd Quotes By Chelsea M. Campbell: Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm

Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm upgrading her future potential to trophy wife and/or anchorwoman on the local news. — Chelsea M. Campbell

Funny Odd Quotes By Angelina Jolie: I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie

Funny Odd Quotes By Calvin Trillin: I actually think of being funny as an

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. — Calvin Trillin

Funny Odd Quotes By Tomson Highway: Don't mourn me. Be joyful.

Don't mourn me. Be joyful. — Tomson Highway

Funny Odd Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Do not seek perfection. None exists. All we

Do not seek perfection. None exists. All we can do is strive. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Odd Quotes By Eric San: It's funny how making odd noises can get

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. — Eric San

Funny Odd Quotes By Shania Twain: I think there's something odd about eating another

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Funny Odd Quotes By Daniel A. Siedell: Art is a witness to both our fallen

Art is a witness to both our fallen world and hope for its redemption. — Daniel A. Siedell

Funny Odd Quotes By Jen Turano: Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that,

Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that, don't you?
Felicia - I'll take that as a compliment.
Agatha - It wasn't meant as such ... — Jen Turano

Funny Odd Quotes By Dean Koontz: It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

Funny Odd Quotes By Garth Brooks: Too many times we stand aside, and let

Too many times we stand aside, and let the waters slip away. Til what we put off til tomorrow has now become today. — Garth Brooks

Funny Odd Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: If we connect with nature, we can reconstruct

If we connect with nature, we can reconstruct our soul, spirit and strength. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Odd Quotes By Phyllis Bottome: Neither saints nor angels have ever increased my

Neither saints nor angels have ever increased my faith in this enigma Life; but what are called 'common men and women' have increased it. — Phyllis Bottome

Funny Odd Quotes By Confucius: A superior man is modest in his speech,

A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. — Confucius

Funny Odd Quotes By David Hasselhoff: When I play discos in Belfast or freshers'

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. — David Hasselhoff

Funny Odd Quotes By Samantha Bond: I always have bananas with me for energy.

I always have bananas with me for energy. — Samantha Bond

Funny Odd Quotes By Max Monroe: His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like

His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like he went to Michael's, got a jar of it, and then poured it in his irises. "Ohhh, — Max Monroe

Funny Odd Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: I am an artist you know ... it

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Odd Quotes By N. T. Wright: The more oppressed a group perceives itself to

The more oppressed a group perceives itself to be, the more it will want to calculate when liberation will dawn. — N. T. Wright

Funny Odd Quotes By Izumi Shikibu: In love longing I listen to the monk's

In love longing I listen to the monk's bell. I will never forget you even for an interval short as those between the bell notes. — Izumi Shikibu

Funny Odd Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not

Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Odd Quotes By Vilmos Zsigmond: I don't like to be in front of

I don't like to be in front of the camera - my place is behind the camera. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Funny Odd Quotes By Angelina Jolie: I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

Funny Odd Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw