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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

All the feelings
Are dead inside me
And I want them
To be alive — David Levithan

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy. — Gena Showalter

Cable is a niche business. If you can own a niche, that can be a very strong business. — David Zaslav

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Ivy would stop using the word "nude. — Manda Collins

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal. — Fanny Merkin

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

I say, 'Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose,
and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha! — Gaston Leroux

The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole... — Emma Trevayne

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

She gets naughty with her Pilates body
And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon

I wish my nose would blow me for once. — Brian Celio

She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe

Holy broken nose, Batman! — Veronica Blade

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright

The greatest safety lies in putting all your eggs in one basket and watching the basket. — Gerald M. Loeb

The search for the soul is sacred adventure. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. — L. Frank Baum

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair. — Doug Stanhope

I do not cough for my own amusement. — Jane Austen

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin

To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders. — Lao-Tzu

You can't solve your problems by using the same thinking
that got you into those problems in the first place. — Albert Einstein

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell

When I'm asked where libertarians fit on the left-right spectrum, I say we don't. We're above the line. — Marshall Fritz