Funny Nose Quotes
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Funny Nose Quotes & Sayings
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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
All the feelingsAre dead inside me
And I want them
To be alive — David Levithan
Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy.
— Gena Showalter
Cable is a niche business. If you can own a niche, that can be a very strong business.
— David Zaslav
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.
— David Walton
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
— Billy Connolly
Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.
— Fanny Merkin
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
I say, 'Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose,and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha! — Gaston Leroux
The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole...
— Emma Trevayne
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
She gets naughty with her Pilates bodyAnd she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
— Brian Celio
She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
Holy broken nose, Batman!
— Veronica Blade
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
— Steven Wright
The greatest safety lies in putting all your eggs in one basket and watching the basket.
— Gerald M. Loeb
The search for the soul is sacred adventure.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
— Chevy Chase
I do not cough for my own amusement.
— Jane Austen
You can't solve your problems by using the same thinking that got you into those problems in the first place. — Albert Einstein
