Funny Noon Quotes

I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed. — Robyn Schneider

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? — Rita Rudner

If you haven't heard a rumor by noon, make one up. If you're a writer, make sure it's a full page of the book you're currently working on. — Lamont Tanksley