I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed.
— Robyn Schneider
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If you haven't heard a rumor by noon, make one up. If you're a writer, make sure it's a full page of the book you're currently working on. — Lamont Tanksley
