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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. — Bauvard

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

Chord substitution isn't some mysterious religious sect. — Howard Roberts

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

Life is not about what you can accumulate. I learned to live when I learned to give. — Anne F. Beiler

Life is a marvelous, transitory adventure. — Nikki Giovanni

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny. — Jack Black

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

You're an interesting woman." "Your interest has been duly noted. — Ilona Andrews

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

Travel around the world is amazing. New people. New-found family, really. — Dhani Jones

The Ecclesiastes of the Old Testament says there is no new thing under the sun. We can also say there is no new thing above the sun! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed. — Kerstin Gier

Even the harmful and awkward and stupid things?" asked Sunday. "There are reasons for those?"
"Especially those." said Joy. — Alethea Kontis

I can't say that I've made the transition to movies. — Victoria Pratt

All this stuff was done via FTP but the web has put a really nice user interface on it. — Jon Postel

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

Action and adaptability create opportunity. — Garrison Wynn

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Our biggest obstacle to success is not the lack of opportunity but addiction to conformity. — Debasish Mridha

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros