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Funny No Smoking Quotes By Jamie Brenner: That's what marriage was at its best: You

That's what marriage was at its best: You didn't have to tell your partner to look out, that you were falling. They were just there to catch you. — Jamie Brenner

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Jason Gann: I always found it really funny when actors

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Dylan Moran: We all know smoking is bad. I know

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Holliday Grainger: True love, especially first love, can be so

True love, especially first love, can be so tumultuous and passionate that it feels like a violent journey. — Holliday Grainger

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Richard Jeni: We would need less gun control if we

We would need less gun control if we had better birth control. — Richard Jeni

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Cristiano Ronaldo: I have never played against anybody like that

I have never played against anybody like that in my life and I was pleased to be taken off. — Cristiano Ronaldo

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Anonymous: Proverbs 28:26Those who trust in their own reasoning

Proverbs 28:26
Those who trust in their own reasoning are fools, but those who walk in Wisdom will be kept safe. — Anonymous

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Bruce Gilden: There are never beginnings and endings in my

There are never beginnings and endings in my work; everything just fits into place after a while. — Bruce Gilden

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Arlo Guthrie: What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. — Brooke Shields

Funny No Smoking Quotes By John Irving: I've always preferred writing in longhand. I've always

I've always preferred writing in longhand. I've always written first drafts in longhand. — John Irving

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Ever the words of the gods resound; But

Ever the words of the gods resound; But the porches of man's ear seldom in this low life's round are unsealed, that he may hear. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Townsend Harris: The expense of a war could be paid

The expense of a war could be paid in time; but the expense of opium, when once the habit is formed, will only increase with time. — Townsend Harris

Funny No Smoking Quotes By Thom Yorke: I could not extrapolate some emotion from any

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants! — Thom Yorke