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Funny Nfl Quotes By John Madden: Here's a guy who can use his arms

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time. — John Madden

Funny Nfl Quotes By Nigel Barker: I got a camera when I was nine

I got a camera when I was nine years old and it wasn't until I was a model that I realized you could be a photographer for a job. — Nigel Barker

Funny Nfl Quotes By Mary Gaitskill: Of course there's something there; unfortunately, there's always

Of course there's something there; unfortunately, there's always something 'there.' Something you will one day be sorry you saw. — Mary Gaitskill

Funny Nfl Quotes By John Madden: They'll score if they can just get into

They'll score if they can just get into the endzone. — John Madden

Funny Nfl Quotes By Albert Camus: Well, Mr. Antichrist, that's all for the present!

Well, Mr. Antichrist, that's all for the present! — Albert Camus

Funny Nfl Quotes By John Madden: If you lose your best cornerback and punter,

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss. — John Madden

Funny Nfl Quotes By Glen Cook: Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. — Glen Cook

Funny Nfl Quotes By Diana Vreeland: The personality is a work of art.

The personality is a work of art. — Diana Vreeland

Funny Nfl Quotes By Juvenal: Few tyrants go down to the infernal regions

Few tyrants go down to the infernal regions by a natural death. — Juvenal

Funny Nfl Quotes By Warren Farrell: When a parent denies a child its parent

When a parent denies a child its parent time, that parent is denying the child its child support
its psychological child support. — Warren Farrell

Funny Nfl Quotes By Norman Chad: If you wagered $5,000 on each of my

If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow. — Norman Chad

Funny Nfl Quotes By Tianna Holley: Just remember. You're a lost and lonely, little

Just remember. You're a lost and lonely, little Lamian, not a feisty, stubborn, little pixet that will poison you the first opportunity she gets. — Tianna Holley

Funny Nfl Quotes By John Madden: The defense should be expecting a run or

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. — John Madden

Funny Nfl Quotes By Norman Chad: Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans,

Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week. — Norman Chad

Funny Nfl Quotes By Veronica Lake: I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a

I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie. — Veronica Lake

Funny Nfl Quotes By Marina Anderson: There can be as much joy of giving

There can be as much joy of giving pleasure as to receive it. — Marina Anderson

Funny Nfl Quotes By Charles Woodson: I couldn't believe it. That was the first

I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous. — Charles Woodson

Funny Nfl Quotes By Thabiso Monkoe: life doesn't have to be perfect to be

life doesn't have to be perfect to be enjoyed — Thabiso Monkoe

Funny Nfl Quotes By Bruce Irvin: I'm gonna pray for him.

I'm gonna pray for him. — Bruce Irvin

Funny Nfl Quotes By John Madden: He would have scored a touchdown if he

He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there. — John Madden

Funny Nfl Quotes By Gloria Steinem: Voting isn't the most we can do, but

Voting isn't the most we can do, but it is the least. — Gloria Steinem

Funny Nfl Quotes By Max Barry: A panic state is not helpful to good

A panic state is not helpful to good decision making. — Max Barry