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Funny News Reader Quotes By Aleister Crowley: Repeal all laws which assume that mankind is

Repeal all laws which assume that mankind is a herd of cattle — Aleister Crowley

Funny News Reader Quotes By Robert Jordan: Most people were more willing to talk about

Most people were more willing to talk about fighting than to do it, especially against soldiers. — Robert Jordan

Funny News Reader Quotes By Reza Aslan: Is it possible that Jesus, unlike 98 percent

Is it possible that Jesus, unlike 98 percent of his fellow Jews, was literate and educated? Yes, it's possible. — Reza Aslan

Funny News Reader Quotes By Michael Palin: Night falls over Machu Picchu to the sound

Night falls over Machu Picchu to the sound of Abba's 'Dancing Queen'. — Michael Palin

Funny News Reader Quotes By Adam Sandler: A lot of critics object to what I

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. — Adam Sandler

Funny News Reader Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life is a one way journey, so don't

Life is a one way journey,
so don't sit on a gurney,
enjoy the ride,
with love and pride. — Debasish Mridha

Funny News Reader Quotes By Aristotle.: Happiness may be defined as good fortune joined

Happiness may be defined as good fortune joined to virtue, or a independence, or as a life that is both agreeable and secure. — Aristotle.