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Funny New Mom Quotes By Kim Alexis: I'm happy going home early and working out

I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife. — Kim Alexis

Funny New Mom Quotes By Kevin Hearne: Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

Do Angels have assholes?
Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed — Kevin Hearne

Funny New Mom Quotes By Yann Martel: Only fear can defeat life.

Only fear can defeat life. — Yann Martel

Funny New Mom Quotes By Jacques Hadamard: Can the existence of a mathematical entity be

Can the existence of a mathematical entity be proved without defining it ? — Jacques Hadamard

Funny New Mom Quotes By C. R. Johnson: Live your life, Love your life, No regrets

Live your life, Love your life, No regrets ... Live learn and move forward positivly. — C. R. Johnson

Funny New Mom Quotes By Eleanor Catton: It's very brave going from a position of

It's very brave going from a position of authority to one where you are an apprentice. — Eleanor Catton

Funny New Mom Quotes By George Gershwin: Jazz is one of the best things that

Jazz is one of the best things that you can find in your life, it can always be your friend. — George Gershwin

Funny New Mom Quotes By Gloria Gaynor: I had a fear of being alone.

I had a fear of being alone. — Gloria Gaynor

Funny New Mom Quotes By Ben Fountain: It is sort of weird being honored for

It is sort of weird being honored for the worst day of your life. — Ben Fountain

Funny New Mom Quotes By Cora Carmack: Your pain made you strong. It made youpassionate

Your pain made you strong. It made you
passionate and alive. It made us both who we are. -Cade — Cora Carmack

Funny New Mom Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: One does not hate as long as one

One does not hate as long as one has a low esteem of someone, but only when one esteems him as an equal or a superior. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny New Mom Quotes By Cristin Milioti: I think one of the funniest things about

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her. — Cristin Milioti

Funny New Mom Quotes By Pete Sampras: I don't look at myself as a historical

I don't look at myself as a historical icon, but the reality of it is, yeah, I am playing for history now. — Pete Sampras

Funny New Mom Quotes By Rick Riordan: The Friday before winter break, my mom packed

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

Funny New Mom Quotes By Jane Hamilton: Life on earth, filled with uncertainty and change,

Life on earth, filled with uncertainty and change, seemed far more difficult than what lay beyond the grave. — Jane Hamilton

Funny New Mom Quotes By John Lasseter: I don't really think of myself as a

I don't really think of myself as a businessman at all. That's why I have the 'chief creative officer' role. — John Lasseter