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Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny?
— Jessica Biel
That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.
— John Goode
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
— Erin Nicholas
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
— Bam Margera
I can never do nothing in this house!
— George Lopez
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
— L.R.W. Lee
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
— Stevie Wonder
Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
— Charlotte Mary Yonge
It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back.
— Larry McMurtry
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
— Denis Leary
You never know what funny can do.
— Ellen DeGeneres
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
— Adam Carolla
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
— Al Yankovic
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.
— Bill Burr
War's a funny thing. Some men go off and come home again just fine. But there's some that come home and never do come back.
— Victoria Wilcox
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
— Joan Rivers
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them ... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!
— Daniel Clowes
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
— Richard Yates
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
