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Funny Messages Quotes By Mary Faustina Kowalska: He who wants to learn true humility should

He who wants to learn true humility should reflect upon the Passion of Jesus. (267) — Mary Faustina Kowalska

Funny Messages Quotes By Rick Riordan: A weapon, I told Horus. I need a

A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon. I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather. "Really?" I yelled. Horus didn't answer — Rick Riordan

Funny Messages Quotes By Lauren Groff: There was something just, I don't know, unconvincing

There was something just, I don't know, unconvincing about him. — Lauren Groff

Funny Messages Quotes By Anonymous: Text messages are dying a funny kind of

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

Funny Messages Quotes By M. Leighton: I pull away to speak, but he puts

I pull away to speak, but he puts his finger over my lips. Shhh, just let me love you, okay? Don't think. Just feel. — M. Leighton

Funny Messages Quotes By Eleanor Farjeon: On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us,

On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us, and they speak to some; to others they are dumb. — Eleanor Farjeon

Funny Messages Quotes By Nick Hornby: Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't

Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally. — Nick Hornby

Funny Messages Quotes By Eve Ensler: Geography does not define you - love does.

Geography does not define you - love does. — Eve Ensler

Funny Messages Quotes By Carl Andre: A man climbs a mountain because it is

A man climbs a mountain because it is there. An artist makes a work of art because it is not there. — Carl Andre

Funny Messages Quotes By Jackie Chan: I love wushu a lot and I would

I love wushu a lot and I would love to see it included in future Olympic Games. — Jackie Chan

Funny Messages Quotes By Adam McKay: If you aim for parody right off the

If you aim for parody right off the bat and it misses, no offense to the filmmakers, but it is Meet the Spartans. — Adam McKay

Funny Messages Quotes By Joan Rivers: I live very well, but I support a

I live very well, but I support a lot of relatives. — Joan Rivers

Funny Messages Quotes By Sacha Guitry: If a playwright is funny, the English look

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry

Funny Messages Quotes By Alex Gaskarth: It's funny how the littlest things can make

It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. — Alex Gaskarth

Funny Messages Quotes By Renee Fleming: I am so envious of my colleagues from

I am so envious of my colleagues from 100 years ago who only sang new works, they hardly ever sang revivals. — Renee Fleming

Funny Messages Quotes By William Rotsler: You cannot hold back a good laugh any

You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature. — William Rotsler