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Funny Menu Quotes By Billy Connolly: In Mexico, everything on the menu is the

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded. — Billy Connolly

Funny Menu Quotes By Tobsha Learner: Death strips all men of dignity.

Death strips all men of dignity. — Tobsha Learner

Funny Menu Quotes By John Green: We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be. — John Green

Funny Menu Quotes By John Barth: The horror of our history has purged me

The horror of our history has purged me of opinions. — John Barth

Funny Menu Quotes By Seneca The Younger: We should have a bond of sympathy for

We should have a bond of sympathy for all sentient beings, knowing that only the depraved and base take pleasure in the sight of blood and suffering. — Seneca The Younger

Funny Menu Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He started to look back, but he knew

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Menu Quotes By Tom Stoppard: I'm offended by things and take pathetic little

I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them. — Tom Stoppard

Funny Menu Quotes By Kevin Lynch: When television came out, there was concern it

When television came out, there was concern it would kill radio. — Kevin Lynch

Funny Menu Quotes By David Maxwell Fyfe, 1st Earl Of Kilmuir: Gratitude is not a normal feature of political

Gratitude is not a normal feature of political life. — David Maxwell Fyfe, 1st Earl Of Kilmuir

Funny Menu Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Wit is that which has been often thought,

Wit is that which has been often thought, but never before was well expressed. — Samuel Johnson

Funny Menu Quotes By Julian Grenfell: I adore war. It is like a big

I adore war. It is like a big picnic but without the objectivelessness of a picnic. I have never been more well or more happy. — Julian Grenfell

Funny Menu Quotes By Carrie Jones: Who am I really? Am I still the

Who am I really? Am I still the same person if I'm not even technically a person anymore? Does being stronger make me different? Will it? — Carrie Jones

Funny Menu Quotes By George Takei: I think we learn more from those times

I think we learn more from those times in our history where we stumbled as a democracy than we learn from the glorious chapters. — George Takei

Funny Menu Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope God speaks English. If I get

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh