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Going to college and finding a good job no longer guarantee economic safety. — Elizabeth Warren
Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood
It's the dualistic ways of looking at things that produces the evil. — Robert M. Pirsig
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry
Be careful what you say. You can say something hurtful in ten seconds, but ten years later, the wounds are still there. — Joel Osteen
When you cross that chasm so that what you believe to be true merges into what is actually true, you have earned the right to inner peace. — Hyrum W. Smith
Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet. — Ted Nugent
You can't have what you want to have, without doing what you need to do. — Jim Connolly
The problem was never my mind; it was a heart that could never hold all that it felt. — Shannon L. Alder
It's better to be a dictator than gay. — Alexander Lukashenko
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen
When you know what's important, it's a lot easier to ignore what's not. — Marie Forleo
He smelt of English sweat and English beer, and it was a good cure for dead faces. — Robert Westall
I was trained to get an A in life from everyone, so I never learned how to take care of myself even if I had a right to. — Felicia Day
Knowledge, like all things, is best in moderation," intoned the Will. "Knowing everything means you don't need to think, and that is very dangerous. — Garth Nix
I fingerpick a lot because I can get more of a range of feeling from the guitar than I can when I bash away with a pick. — Suzanne Vega

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