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Funny Menopause Quotes By Elizabeth Warren: Going to college and finding a good job

Going to college and finding a good job no longer guarantee economic safety. — Elizabeth Warren

Funny Menopause Quotes By Holly Hood: Nona had been bonkers since I could remember.

Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

Funny Menopause Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: It's the dualistic ways of looking at things

It's the dualistic ways of looking at things that produces the evil. — Robert M. Pirsig

Funny Menopause Quotes By Dave Barry: I have a friend named Doris who argues,

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry

Funny Menopause Quotes By Joel Osteen: Be careful what you say. You can say

Be careful what you say. You can say something hurtful in ten seconds, but ten years later, the wounds are still there. — Joel Osteen

Funny Menopause Quotes By Hyrum W. Smith: When you cross that chasm so that what

When you cross that chasm so that what you believe to be true merges into what is actually true, you have earned the right to inner peace. — Hyrum W. Smith

Funny Menopause Quotes By Ted Nugent: Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet. — Ted Nugent

Funny Menopause Quotes By Jim Connolly: You can't have what you want to have,

You can't have what you want to have, without doing what you need to do. — Jim Connolly

Funny Menopause Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: The problem was never my mind; it was

The problem was never my mind; it was a heart that could never hold all that it felt. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Menopause Quotes By Alexander Lukashenko: It's better to be a dictator than gay.

It's better to be a dictator than gay. — Alexander Lukashenko

Funny Menopause Quotes By Woody Allen: What has gotten into you lately? Save a

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen

Funny Menopause Quotes By Marie Forleo: When you know what's important, it's a lot

When you know what's important, it's a lot easier to ignore what's not. — Marie Forleo

Funny Menopause Quotes By Robert Westall: He smelt of English sweat and English beer,

He smelt of English sweat and English beer, and it was a good cure for dead faces. — Robert Westall

Funny Menopause Quotes By Felicia Day: I was trained to get an A in

I was trained to get an A in life from everyone, so I never learned how to take care of myself even if I had a right to. — Felicia Day

Funny Menopause Quotes By Garth Nix: Knowledge, like all things, is best in moderation,"

Knowledge, like all things, is best in moderation," intoned the Will. "Knowing everything means you don't need to think, and that is very dangerous. — Garth Nix

Funny Menopause Quotes By Suzanne Vega: I fingerpick a lot because I can get

I fingerpick a lot because I can get more of a range of feeling from the guitar than I can when I bash away with a pick. — Suzanne Vega