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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.'
— Zach Galifianakis
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.
— Pawan Mishra
The man may not be dead, but he was certainly stiff. And this had nothing to do with rigor mortis.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder.
— Matt Taibbi
There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.
— Lola J. May
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
— Satchel Paige
Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.
— Wendy Lichtman
If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.
— Adam McKay
Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks.
— William Orlando Darby
A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them
— Christina Dodd
What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.
— Kenny D. Eichenberg
Christopher Columbus
— Louisa May Alcott
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
— Brendan Behan
The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous.
— Confucius
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
— Michael Jackson
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death.
— Jeevagan Nagarajan
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)
— Noel Coward
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
— Denis Norden
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles
— D.J. MacHale
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind.
— Jacques-Yves Cousteau
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
— Winston Churchill
Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life.
— Fabiola Gianotti
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
— Nia Vardalos
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
