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It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

With screenplays, it's all about being as concise as possible. If you have a scene that's set in a bar, you just have to write, 'Interior: Bar.' — David Benioff

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! — Chris Rock

My eyes change colors, which is why you guys have never been able to figure it out. — Meredith Brooks

Most people don't know why they're doing what they're doing. They imitate others, go with the flow, and follow paths without making their own. — Derek Sivers

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. — Dave Sim

It was for one minute that I saw him, but the hair stood upon my head like quills. Sir, if that was my master, why had he a mask upon his face? — Robert Louis Stevenson

The reason there's no modern-day Shakespeare is because he didn't have anything to do except sit in a room with a candle and think. — Chris Cornell

The Obama campaign seems dangerously close to becoming a cult of personality. — Paul Krugman

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson

There is nothing more defenseless than a naked man. — Phaedra Weldon