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Funny Maternity Quotes By Bob Hope: It was a typically British birth ... I

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Funny Maternity Quotes By David Benioff: With screenplays, it's all about being as concise

With screenplays, it's all about being as concise as possible. If you have a scene that's set in a bar, you just have to write, 'Interior: Bar.' — David Benioff

Funny Maternity Quotes By Chris Rock: Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! — Chris Rock

Funny Maternity Quotes By Meredith Brooks: My eyes change colors, which is why you

My eyes change colors, which is why you guys have never been able to figure it out. — Meredith Brooks

Funny Maternity Quotes By Derek Sivers: Most people don't know why they're doing what

Most people don't know why they're doing what they're doing. They imitate others, go with the flow, and follow paths without making their own. — Derek Sivers

Funny Maternity Quotes By Dave Sim: Anything done for the first time unleashes a

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. — Dave Sim

Funny Maternity Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: It was for one minute that I saw

It was for one minute that I saw him, but the hair stood upon my head like quills. Sir, if that was my master, why had he a mask upon his face? — Robert Louis Stevenson

Funny Maternity Quotes By Chris Cornell: The reason there's no modern-day Shakespeare is because

The reason there's no modern-day Shakespeare is because he didn't have anything to do except sit in a room with a candle and think. — Chris Cornell

Funny Maternity Quotes By Paul Krugman: The Obama campaign seems dangerously close to becoming

The Obama campaign seems dangerously close to becoming a cult of personality. — Paul Krugman

Funny Maternity Quotes By Willie Nelson: There are more old drunks than there are

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson

Funny Maternity Quotes By Phaedra Weldon: There is nothing more defenseless than a naked

There is nothing more defenseless than a naked man. — Phaedra Weldon