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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
— H.L. Mencken
A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
— A.R. Gurney
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
— Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder
So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
— Tommy Cooper
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
— Jimmy Cannon
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
— George Jean Nathan
Every man should marry - and no woman
— Benjamin Disraeli
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
— Henny Youngman
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
— Pamela Anderson
My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
— Chic Murray
Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.
— Sherwood Smith
Love that seeks to do men good is cowardice when it refuses to prevent them from doing wrong.
— Shailer Mathews
In the interchange of thought use no coin but gold and silver.
— Joseph Joubert
Are all people from California so rude?" He shrugged. "Not as bad as the bitches from Mississippi." "Burn. — Teresa Mummert
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
— Lana Turner
The facts of life are very stubborn things.
— Cleveland Amory
Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman.
— Leona Helmsley
I have met a few Casanovas I like and a few I have not liked - and I hope to meet a few more.
— Sienna Miller
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny,' said Harriet to herself. 'The world goes on turning, and it has all these troubles in it.
— Rumer Godden
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
— Martha Plimpton
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.
— James M. Barrie
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
— Noel Fielding
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
— Nia Vardalos
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
— Mark Twain
Latent structure is master of obvious structure
— Heraclitus
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova