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Funny Male Quotes By Kenya Wright: She held her hand out in front of

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Funny Male Quotes By George Eliot: And certainly, the mistakes that we male and

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Funny Male Quotes By Dahlia L. Summers: Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but

Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me. — Dahlia L. Summers

Funny Male Quotes By Anne Gracie: I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male.

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

Funny Male Quotes By Joe Manganiello: What's funny is that male strippers don't wear

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello

Funny Male Quotes By Kenya Wright: I already apologized for that.""No, you didn't.""Then I'm

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

Funny Male Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple,

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Funny Male Quotes By Kym Whitley: A woman is a woman. A woman has

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. — Kym Whitley

Funny Male Quotes By Tera Lynn Childs: Stupid male ego.

Stupid male ego. — Tera Lynn Childs

Funny Male Quotes By Every Male Ballet Dancer: Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.

Real men don't lift weights, they lift women. — Every Male Ballet Dancer

Funny Male Quotes By Beck Anderson: I was just wondering how long we were

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Funny Male Quotes By Cameo Renae: Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae

Funny Male Quotes By Ilona Andrews: That's all right," she told him. "I can

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Male Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: Don't make me throw my boot at you,

Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male — Keisha Keenleyside

Funny Male Quotes By Habeeb Akande: Women who seek advice from single women about

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

Funny Male Quotes By John Layfield: I see no women out here, and you're

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

Funny Male Quotes By Hazel Cartwright: Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,If you're

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

Funny Male Quotes By Rachel Caine: Perv."He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's

Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? — Rachel Caine