Funny Male Birthday Quotes
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At no time, when the astronauts were in space were they alone, there was a constant surveillance by UFOs.
— Scott Carpenter
Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Touch my vagina," and she's like, "What!" and I'm like, "That's what you're supposed to say.
— Zach Galifianakis
You cannot learn to curse like an American.
— Nathan Englander
When I sing, the sound is a totally different range, color, all of it. It's all about the breath. You take in a breath and you make a sound.
— Renee Fleming
I don't mind if people are saying nasty things about me behind my back - I just don't want to know about them.
— Jamie Campbell Bower
It still stung, knowing that he would rather see me with someone else than give me my moment, but I had to be mature about it. It wasn't about me.
— Mina V. Esguerra
...the man who I still am loves the woman that you are
— Jose Saramago
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Life is short and we never have enough time for the hearts of those who travel the way with us. O, be swift to love! Make haste to be kind.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia.
— Joe Manchin