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She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me. — Dahlia L. Summers

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. — Kym Whitley

Stupid male ego. — Tera Lynn Childs

Real men don't lift weights, they lift women. — Every Male Ballet Dancer

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male — Keisha Keenleyside

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? — Rachel Caine