Funny Magic Quotes
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Funny Magic Quotes & Sayings
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Law will take over because law always carries with it a sense of security and manipulative power.
— Richard J. Foster
I only know how to play two ways: reckless and abandon.
— Magic Johnson
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny.
— Lev Grossman
Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet?
— C.J. Milbrandt
Ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining.
— Casper Smart
I usually get recognized for Spaceballs.
— Daphne Zuniga
I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss
Aren't faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?""I'm not Tinker Bell! — Rachel Morgan
Poetry searches for music amidst the tumult of the dictionary.
— Boris Pasternak
I think they named the orange before the carrot.
— Demetri Martin
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
— Magic Johnson
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
— Ilona Andrews
Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.
— John Paxson
I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance.
— Stacey Jay
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
— Sarah Silverman
It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting.
— Susanna Clarke
There's a little bit of magic in every box!
— Adam Rex
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.
— Michelle Obama
Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.
— Suzanne Palmieri
I don't believe in magic.
— J.K. Rowling
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
