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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames. — Rick Riordan

Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman

A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made made curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them. — Rachel Kushner

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. — Trevor Noah

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble. — Jasper Fforde

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything. — Bob Hope

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone. — Hilary McKay

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. — Paula Danziger

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts — Stacia Kane

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made. — Jane Wyman

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. — Richard M. Nixon

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. — James M. Barrie

It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had. — Gaby Hoffmann

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. — Dave Barry

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up. — Wes Borland

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. — Chic Murray

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. — Steven Wright

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? — Henny Youngman

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it. — Whipplesnaith

Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days. — Sarah Silverman

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing. — Quentin Crisp

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it". — Rodney Dangerfield

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman

He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. — Kasie West