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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
— Rick Riordan
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
— Corey Feldman
A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made made curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them.
— Rachel Kushner
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
— Jasper Fforde
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.
— Hilary McKay
I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'.
— Brandon Stanton
Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts
— Stacia Kane
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.
— Rachel Caine
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
— Richard M. Nixon
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.
— James M. Barrie
It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had.
— Gaby Hoffmann
The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
— Glendon Swarthout
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
— Chic Murray
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
— Woody Allen
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Devil made me do it the first time -the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
— Sarah Silverman
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
— Jerry Lawler
I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
— C.S. Forester
I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off.
— Eleanor Catton
The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.
— Quentin Crisp
I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
