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Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh. — Stefanie Schneider

Check my riddle, and I'll let you play my fiddle. — Zack Love

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? — Jean Illsley Clarke

To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect? — Confucius

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

Everyone's crazy except you and me. — Mark Frauenfelder

Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?
sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. — Alanis Morissette

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. — Elizabeth Gilbert

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you — Elizabeth Gilbert

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. — Hilary Swank

Wanna hear something funny?"
"What?"
"I think I started liking you. — Jenny Han

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

The funny thing about destiny is that you can't predict it, and you can't prevent it.
- Leslie — Kathy Love

That's what love's all about, Roxanne. You
love someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami

I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. — Laura Thalassa

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love' with you. — Jimmy Carr

You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. — Mark Twain

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. — Don Roff

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. — Natasha Leggero

I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey — Mohlalefi J Motsima

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston

Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned. — Michael Schmicker

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

Everybody's funny if you love them. — Anna Torv

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace — Cassandra Clare

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald