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Funny Lottery Quotes By Steven Wright: I rented a lottery ticket. I won a

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

Funny Lottery Quotes By Lily James: I naturally have a really small waist.

I naturally have a really small waist. — Lily James

Funny Lottery Quotes By Ron Perlman: Fearless people are interesting to watch.

Fearless people are interesting to watch. — Ron Perlman

Funny Lottery Quotes By Leroy Hood: I have good genes, and I also do

I have good genes, and I also do lots of exercises. — Leroy Hood

Funny Lottery Quotes By Dorothy Richardson: Clear thought makes clear speech.

Clear thought makes clear speech. — Dorothy Richardson

Funny Lottery Quotes By Natalie Loeffler: for the love of God, do not microwave

for the love of God, do not microwave your food in plastic Tupperware! In fact, don't use a microwave. Period. — Natalie Loeffler

Funny Lottery Quotes By Steven Wright: If all those psychics know the winning lottery

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright

Funny Lottery Quotes By Gena Showalter: Please tell me you aren't one of those

Please tell me you aren't one of those people who subscribes to the 'say something nice or stay silent' philosophy. — Gena Showalter

Funny Lottery Quotes By Alice Hoffman: You were the one who taught me that

You were the one who taught me that love was never what we expected it to be and that it was all that we needed. — Alice Hoffman

Funny Lottery Quotes By Renee Rose: You belong to me and I protect what's

You belong to me and I protect what's mine. Understand?" ~His Human Slave — Renee Rose

Funny Lottery Quotes By E.L. James: Oh, fuck the paperwork

Oh, fuck the paperwork — E.L. James

Funny Lottery Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: No good deed goes unpunished- Syn

No good deed goes unpunished- Syn — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Lottery Quotes By Isaac Asimov: The cure for advanced gullibility is to go

The cure for advanced gullibility is to go to sleep and consider matters again the next day. — Isaac Asimov