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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
— Robert Breault
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
Sid slapped her hands on the bar. "Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink.
— Terri Osburn
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
I don't keep water in my pockets."-Frodo Baggins — J.R.R. Tolkien
You blush. You are Charlotte's Web and I could love you.
— Caroline Kepnes
People don't have their virtues and vices in sets: they have them anyhow: all mixed.
— George Bernard Shaw
In a similar way, The Art of War pinpoints anger and greed as fundamental causes of defeat.
— Sun Tzu
The show is good, but the books are better.(The books are always better) — George R R Martin
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
— Les Dawson
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
— Ilona Andrews
To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another." Jane Fairfax — Michael Thomas Ford
(One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.)
— Jim Butcher
The whole world makes comic book movies now.
— M. Night Shyamalan
Look at the plucky young thing! She is trying to make a funny, said Lord Ambrose snidely.
— Gail Carriger
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.
— Barbara Kingsolver
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
— Lord Chesterfield
He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.
— Gail Carriger
Denying your faith in the Lord was the ultimate no-no
— Jennifer Mathieu
Werewolves and silver bullets!" Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. "Lord, what fools these mortals be!
— Michael Scott
Business is the most exciting game.
— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
— Saint Augustine
The Jaime St. Pucker Pocket Pussy Can In NO Way, Shape or Form Save Someone Once He is Zombie Bit
— Timothy W. Long
Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.
— Lord Chesterfield
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
— Samuel Hall Lord
Pasteur, L. 1854. Chance favours only the prepared mind.
— John M. Ziman