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Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Babe Ruth: I didn't mean to hit the umpire with

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. — Babe Ruth

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Steve Lacy: The soprano turned out to sound to me

The soprano turned out to sound to me like the right hand on the piano. — Steve Lacy

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Kevin McCloud: There's no reason for your imagination to be

There's no reason for your imagination to be fettered by money. — Kevin McCloud

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Glen Cook: Justice has nothing to do with it. Stark,

Justice has nothing to do with it. Stark, bloody, screaming, agonizing vendeance is what I'm talking about. — Glen Cook

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Tilicia Haridat: Hope is when against all odds a tiny

Hope is when against all odds a tiny flame keeps burning for the possibility. — Tilicia Haridat

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Love is only a word, until someone arrives

Love is only a word, until someone arrives to give it meaning. — Paulo Coelho

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Lilian Jackson Braun: A library card is the start of a

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Let her go," said a clear, hard voice

Let her go," said a clear, hard voice from across the room. "Let her go and stop touching her, or I will burn you down to ashes. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Lou Holtz: You will never be indecisive if you know

You will never be indecisive if you know your purpose. — Lou Holtz

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Emo Philips: I caught my wife in bed with my

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out. — Emo Philips

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: An ounce of faith can overcome a ton

An ounce of faith can overcome a ton of fear. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Jenny Downham: I wish it was possible to smear cancer

I wish it was possible to smear cancer cells onto his arse. — Jenny Downham

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Carolina Kostner: It's only when an artist becomes a master

It's only when an artist becomes a master that they are fully able to express themselves. — Carolina Kostner

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Harvey Weinstein: I don't know, I'll probably make the first

I don't know, I'll probably make the first superhero movie that bombs. — Harvey Weinstein

Funny Lord Kelvin Quotes By Trent Reznor: I really try to put myself in uncomfortable

I really try to put myself in uncomfortable situations. Complacency is my enemy. — Trent Reznor