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Funny Longhorn Quotes By Jean-Paul Sartre: For an occurrence to become an adventure, it

For an occurrence to become an adventure, it is necessary and sufficient for one to recount it. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Tucker Max: I will never understand why people get so

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying. — Tucker Max

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Jack Canfield: He gives no best who gives most; but

He gives no best who gives most; but he gives most who gives best. ~Arthur Warwick — Jack Canfield

Funny Longhorn Quotes By John Sweeney: America's workers deserve a clean vote on a

America's workers deserve a clean vote on a $7.25 increase, with no strings attached. Such an increase helps everyone and hurts no one. — John Sweeney

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Sean Penn: Beauty doesn't ask for attention

Beauty doesn't ask for attention — Sean Penn

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Jonathan Adler: To execute a vision, good or bad, you've

To execute a vision, good or bad, you've got to tune out the noise. — Jonathan Adler

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Marilyn Manson: Let's just kill everyone and let God sort

Let's just kill everyone and let God sort them out. — Marilyn Manson

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Will Rodgers: You might be on the right track but

You might be on the right track but if you don't move on, you'll get hit by a train. — Will Rodgers

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Princeton University: Dei sub numine viget, Under God's power she

Dei sub numine viget, Under God's power she flourishes — Princeton University

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Channing Tatum: I do get nervous to act, it kind

I do get nervous to act, it kind of depends on what it is really. — Channing Tatum

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Never let fear and stupid pride make you

Never let fear and stupid pride make you lose someone who's precious to you. — Haruki Murakami

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Kerry Katona: On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I

On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I even make Jordan look normal. — Kerry Katona

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Goa Gil: Since the beginning of time mankind has used

Since the beginning of time mankind has used music and dance to commune with the spirit of nature and the spirit of the universe. — Goa Gil

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Her eyes are gray, but not like those

Her eyes are gray, but not like those of people from the Seam. They're very pale, as if almost all the color has been sucked out of them. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Longhorn Quotes By Jay McLean: So he has flaws, so what? Maybe that's

So he has flaws, so what? Maybe that's what makes him perfect. — Jay McLean