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Funny Local Quotes By David Duchovny: It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my

It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility. — David Duchovny

Funny Local Quotes By D.J. MacHale: Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin
-Bobby Pendragon — D.J. MacHale

Funny Local Quotes By Tim Vine: I phoned the local ramblers club today and

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on. — Tim Vine

Funny Local Quotes By Alan Green: I think what we're really bad at doing

I think what we're really bad at doing is recognising that it is possible to have lost of different views within the church. — Alan Green

Funny Local Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: There is grace for every good action.

There is grace for every good action. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Local Quotes By Roan Parrish: Are you boiling bacon? "Um. Is that wrong?"

Are you boiling bacon? "Um. Is that wrong?" I say. "Argh! I want to punch you!" Leo says. — Roan Parrish

Funny Local Quotes By Tim Vine: So I went down the local supermarket, I

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions". — Tim Vine

Funny Local Quotes By Busta Rhymes: I will endanger your species like an ostrich,Hold

I will endanger your species like an ostrich,
Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage! — Busta Rhymes

Funny Local Quotes By David Blunkett: Throughout my political life, I've not been a

Throughout my political life, I've not been a stranger to controversy. — David Blunkett

Funny Local Quotes By Mason Cooley: Life is used up all the same, whether

Life is used up all the same, whether we save, spend, or waste it. — Mason Cooley

Funny Local Quotes By Heraclitus: What we have caught and what we have

What we have caught and what we have killed we have left behind, but what has escaped us we bring with us. — Heraclitus