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My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
— Les Dawson
Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh, why can't I?
— Judy Garland
Every time a woman runs, women win.
— Geraldine Ferraro
The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."
— Dave Barry
It is no more the function of government to impose a moral code than to impose a religious code. And for the same reason.
— Robert Morrison MacIver
Why live? Life was its own answer. Life was the propagation of more life and the living of as good a life as possible.
— Ray Bradbury
Brilliant, Piter! I'm glad I didn't execute you all those times when you were so annoying.'
'So am I,' de Vries said. — Brian Herbert
'So am I,' de Vries said. — Brian Herbert
I have learned over the years that you should never save for two meetings what you can accomplish in one.
— Twyla Tharp
The most dangerous trap is just living and forgetting that God exists.
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
even though doctors know better than anyone the importance of exercise and diet, 44 percent of them are overweight.1
— Shawn Achor
The authentic self is the soul made visible.
— Sarah Ban Breathnach