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Funny Life Story Quotes & Sayings
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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.
— Jaleigh Johnson
I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.
— Louie Anderson
He tried to sleep, but his head was filled with the faces of lunatics, their palsied hands, their shattered eyes.
— Sebastian Faulks
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
Omigod, I'm so bored I could shoot myself in the head with a knife.
— Robyn Schneider
Being a poet is not a job or a profession but a way of life.
— Kathleen Raine
Why kill a wild thingwhen you can take it home and tie it down? — Danabelle Gutierrez
Part 5 The Voice- Make that my voice
— James Patterson
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah," replied Bigwig.
— Richard Adams