Funny Letterman Quotes
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Funny Letterman Quotes & Sayings
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You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
— Rush Limbaugh
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
— David Letterman
Knowing less than the sum of what I remembered and forgot, only blank, preciously empty but for pleasure.
— C.D. Reiss
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
— Johnny Mercer
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order of time and space.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
— David Letterman
I paint because I have no tail to wag.
— Hermann Hesse
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
— David Letterman
A place is just that, a place. But a home. A home is where your heart is. And this thanksgiving it'll be at all three.
— Tessa Marie
Even a liar tells a hundred truths to one lie; he has to, to make the lie good for anything.
— Henry Ward Beecher
...go in the direction your head is pointed in.
— Jung Chang
I started as a print reporter.
— Jim Lehrer
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
— David Letterman
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
— David Letterman
My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.
— David Letterman
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
At one point, people are going to have to realize that maybe I know what I'm doing.
— Justin Trudeau
