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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. — Charles Dickens

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time. — John Madden

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive. — Shawn Keenan

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

I want to live like a poor man with lots of money. — Pablo Picasso

How would you... like my legs?"
"Out of my way. — Lucian Bane

There is no life of a man, faithfully recorded, but is a heroic poem of its sort, rhymed or unrhymed. — Thomas Carlyle

I love books and going to bookstores. My favorite sound is the sound of the needle hitting the record. — Winona Ryder

Ala!" Echo sprang to her feet, legs tangled in the sheets. The Ala was here. The Ala had brought food. The Ala was a goddess — Melissa Grey

On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. — Vinny Paz

Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks. — A.P.

This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs. — Dan Quayle

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you."
"Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what? — Dominique Frost

Do you know anybody under 25 that gives a damn whether you marry a man if you're a man or if you marry a woman if you're a woman? No. — Graham Nash

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. — Chic Murray

My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting. — Suzanne Collins

He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul. — Sabrina Fedel

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Speaking generally, men are ungrateful, fickle, hypocritical, fearful odanger and covetous ogain. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Most people are good only so long as they believe others to be so. — Christian Friedrich Hebbel

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids. — Milton Jones

I have the experience of age and suffering. — Linn Ullmann

We're wasting time here. I've got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread ... — Starla Kaye

FAITH untried may be true faith, but it is sure to be little faith, and it is likely to remain dwarfish so long as it is without trials. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

And woe succeeds woe. — Homer

Everybody's damaged by something. — Emma Donoghue

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

My many years of living have not made the actions of teenage boys any less enigmatic. — Avery Williams