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Funny Lawyer Quotes By Gillian Flynn: There are a million talented writers who are

There are a million talented writers who are unpublished only because they stop writing when it gets hard. — Gillian Flynn

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Percy Bysshe Shelley: What do you think? Young women of rank

What do you think? Young women of rank eat - you will never guess what - garlick! — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Alison Sweeney: I've been with 'Days of Our Lives' for

I've been with 'Days of Our Lives' for 21 years, and I've decided this year is going to be my last year. — Alison Sweeney

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Brian Henson: But initially when I was working with my

But initially when I was working with my dad, it was in special effects puppets with radio control and motors and puppet effects. — Brian Henson

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Publilius Syrus: Even to be hung one should choose a

Even to be hung one should choose a fine tree. — Publilius Syrus

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Helene Wecker: There you are," the man said. A small

There you are," the man said. A small plate and a fork were in his hands. Irritated, the Jinni said, "Yes, here I am, enjoying a moment of solitude. — Helene Wecker

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Bertolt Brecht: A man who strains himself on the stage

A man who strains himself on the stage is bound, if he is any good, to strain all the people sitting in the stalls. — Bertolt Brecht

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Linda Howard: You have underwear.""I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did

You have underwear."
"I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?"
"Nah. Just rubbed it against my face. — Linda Howard

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Robyn Carr: You never really know how much one small

You never really know how much one small single act can change things. — Robyn Carr

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Dale Carnegie: Success in dealing with people depends on sympathetic

Success in dealing with people depends on sympathetic grasp of the other person's viewpoint. — Dale Carnegie

Funny Lawyer Quotes By John Roberts: I find that when I tell lawyer jokes

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Tom Clancy: A lawyer is just like an attack dog,

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. — Tom Clancy

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Jose Andres: I love going to Rodeo Drive with my

I love going to Rodeo Drive with my wife. — Jose Andres

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Jim Thorpe: I am no more proud of my career

I am no more proud of my career as an athlete than I am of the fact that I am a direct descendant of that noble warrior [Chief Black Hawk]. — Jim Thorpe

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. It

Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. It is a weapon unique in history, which cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Funny Lawyer Quotes By Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux: A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux

Funny Lawyer Quotes By George W. Bush: The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush