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If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable. — Darynda Jones

Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. — Paul Dickson

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Paul Dickson

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. — J.A. Saare

It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime ... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal. — Kangana Ranaut

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. — Stephen King

It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm. — Sue Ann Jaffarian

Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results. — A.E. Samaan

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. — Tim Heaton

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious. — Stephanie March

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux

I didn't do anything," Scott protested. "Breaking and entering is nothing?" Detective Basso echoed. "Funny, the law disagrees. — Becca Fitzpatrick

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. — H.L. Mencken

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang

A robber? In the trash bins? Honestly, Wes. This is Salem Falls, not the set of Law and Order. — Jodi Picoult