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Funny Kurt Quotes By Frans De Waal: The common argument that men are naturally polygamous

The common argument that men are naturally polygamous and women naturally monogamous is as full of holes as Swiss cheese. — Frans De Waal

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You say very funny things. I am sorry

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Rambis: I'm in favour of drug tests, just so

I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice. — Kurt Rambis

Funny Kurt Quotes By Vincent Massey: Technology has been defined, perhaps a little ungenerously,

Technology has been defined, perhaps a little ungenerously, as "a long Greek name for a bag of tools". — Vincent Massey

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You can only be funny if you have

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Kurt Quotes By Mau Piailug: If I have courage, it is because I

If I have courage, it is because I have faith in the knowledge of my ancestors. — Mau Piailug

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Rambis: I was just getting acquainted with the wood.

I was just getting acquainted with the wood. I wanted to see if it was maple or pine. — Kurt Rambis

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: The truth can be very funny in an

The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Kurt Quotes By Krist Novoselic: The perception of him as brooding and dark

The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude. — Krist Novoselic

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Busch: I guess good things come to those who

I guess good things come to those who wait. — Kurt Busch

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Future generations will look back on TV as

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Kurt Quotes By Dave Barry: In my experience, if you go to a

In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot. — Dave Barry

Funny Kurt Quotes By Vanessa Vanney Thompson: Dance, Live, Sing, Cry, Love, Travel and Love

Dance, Live, Sing, Cry, Love, Travel and Love again, until the day you have to stop — Vanessa Vanney Thompson

Funny Kurt Quotes By Sri Sri Ravi Shankar: Feeling and experiencing infinity within this finite body,

Feeling and experiencing infinity within this finite body, living timelessness within the time span of life - this is what you are here for — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: No good at life, but very funny sometimes

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Kurt Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his

No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Kurt Quotes By Kurt Angle: I love doing funny promos like the ones

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio. — Kurt Angle