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Funny Knock Knock Quotes By LOL Funny Joke Club: Knock knock! Who's

Knock knock! Who's — LOL Funny Joke Club

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Charles Dickens: Let me see you ride a donkey over

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By James Randolph Adams: Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such

Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that it amounts almost to outright insult. — James Randolph Adams

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: That which can be asserted without evidence, can

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence. — Christopher Hitchens

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Agatha Christie: I should like to knock their silly heads

I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. — Eoin Colfer

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Boy, you knock on the devil's door and

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Tim Vine: I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it. — Tim Vine

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Fred Durst: Anybody who wears their feelings on their sleeve

Anybody who wears their feelings on their sleeve and has a harder, crusty shell - like I do - is definitely protecting an inner sensitivity. — Fred Durst

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Chevy Chase: You could knock my teeth out and break

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Frederic Brown: The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth

The shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Jorge Luis Borges: There is no pleasure more complex than that

There is no pleasure more complex than that of thought and we surrendered ourselves to it. — Jorge Luis Borges

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Walter Savage Landor: Fame, they tell you, is air; but without

Fame, they tell you, is air; but without air there is no life for any; without fame there is none for the best. — Walter Savage Landor

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Sonja Yoerg: The groan of the lake was the earth

The groan of the lake was the earth tuning for a song she was desperate to hear. — Sonja Yoerg

Funny Knock Knock Quotes By Lita Ford: So I always get in some kind of

So I always get in some kind of situation where next thing I know it's four a.m. and I go, uh oh, I have a photo session first thing in the morning! — Lita Ford