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Funny Kissing Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life is an adventure toward an unknown destination.

Life is an adventure toward an unknown destination. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Kissing Quotes By Charles Barkley: Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! — Charles Barkley

Funny Kissing Quotes By Karen Miller: Finding the book was like kissing a lightning

Finding the book was like kissing a lightning bolt. — Karen Miller

Funny Kissing Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's

Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one. — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Kissing Quotes By John Keats: Literary men are ... a perpetual priesthood.

Literary men are ... a perpetual priesthood. — John Keats

Funny Kissing Quotes By Henry Adams: The American President resembles the commander of a

The American President resembles the commander of a ship at sea. He must have a helm to grasp, a course to steer, a port to seek. — Henry Adams

Funny Kissing Quotes By John Tukey: I know of no person or group that

I know of no person or group that is taking nearly adequate advantage of the graphical potentialities of the computer. — John Tukey

Funny Kissing Quotes By D.H. Lawrence: The glamourOf childish days is upon me, my

The glamour
Of childish days is upon me, my manhood is cast
Down in the flood of remembrance ... — D.H. Lawrence

Funny Kissing Quotes By Wilfrid Sheed: Beware the fictionist writing his own life. Even

Beware the fictionist writing his own life. Even candor becomes a strategy. — Wilfrid Sheed

Funny Kissing Quotes By Euginia Herlihy: You were born to influence, you were called

You were born to influence, you were called to influence, your existence is a great influence to all nations. — Euginia Herlihy

Funny Kissing Quotes By George Brett: If a tie is like kissing your sister,

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett

Funny Kissing Quotes By Jeremy Piven: I had never really been around cards.

I had never really been around cards. — Jeremy Piven

Funny Kissing Quotes By Henny Youngman: She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I

She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Kissing Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Neither of them had kissed someone else in

Neither of them had kissed someone else in a while, but it didn't much matter. Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Kissing Quotes By Casey Abrams: I like kissing people because it's funny.

I like kissing people because it's funny. — Casey Abrams

Funny Kissing Quotes By Bob Brown: For comprehensive Earth action, an all-of-the-Earth representative democracy

For comprehensive Earth action, an all-of-the-Earth representative democracy is required. That is, a global parliament. — Bob Brown

Funny Kissing Quotes By Robert Pattinson: What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.

What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Kissing Quotes By Dave Bautista: Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. — Dave Bautista

Funny Kissing Quotes By Garry Wills: Every civilized society must disarm its citizens against

Every civilized society must disarm its citizens against each other. — Garry Wills

Funny Kissing Quotes By Melissa Landers: Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Funny Kissing Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Kissing Quotes By Seth Rogen: The great thing about reading for Quentin [Tarantino]

The great thing about reading for Quentin [Tarantino] is you're not reading for him, he's reading with you. So he sits right next to you. — Seth Rogen

Funny Kissing Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix

Funny Kissing Quotes By Kristen Schaal: A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Kissing Quotes By Peggy Noonan: Morals are concerned with what aids or impedes

Morals are concerned with what aids or impedes the fulfillment of basic human needs. — Peggy Noonan

Funny Kissing Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love.

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace — Cassandra Clare

Funny Kissing Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: I'd like to point out that we've had

I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Kissing Quotes By Catullus: Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred,

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus

Funny Kissing Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Funny Kissing Quotes By Richard Selzer: There are no "great" subjects for the creative

There are no "great" subjects for the creative writer; there are only the singular details of a single human life. — Richard Selzer

Funny Kissing Quotes By Barbara Woodhouse: I have caught more ills from people sneezing

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse

Funny Kissing Quotes By Haruki Murakami: People are awkward creatures. A lot more awkward

People are awkward creatures. A lot more awkward than you seem to realize. — Haruki Murakami

Funny Kissing Quotes By Kerstin Gier: Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught

Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed. — Kerstin Gier

Funny Kissing Quotes By Rachel Caine: No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two

No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine

Funny Kissing Quotes By Andrzej Sapkowski: I mistook stars reflected in a pond at

I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky. — Andrzej Sapkowski

Funny Kissing Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I reach up and pat them both on

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine